#the hodgepodge

[arturite2]

Less than three.

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[hellenhighwater]

look I have no intention of ever reproducing but dear god, I want so BADLY to design some kid (Or adult! I could do it for an adult) a Magical Boarding School Bedroom. I would be SO good at it. There's a staggering quantity of afforadable Eastlake bedframes out there, and steamer trunks and suitcases are so easy to source, and I would use such tasteful plaids...cmon kids. let me have this.

[kit-teung]

so this show is:

a gritty criminal drama

a sweet romcom

a light bdsm-flavored erotica

and a musical??

[thephouseplants]

Guys If you could send a single image back to 2014 phannie Tumblr to Irrevocably fuck the timeline for shits and gigs what would it be?

[penndred]

@squidinu drew my mutant chimera enjoying a lovely beverage. I call him Hodge :>

[mothmothwoth]

Welcome home neighbors! Hits you with the goobers being silly this update!

[whitebirdnoir]

JINX | ARCANE act II, act III

[hughmanbean]

Crimes Against Existence

The High Queen Phantom has expressed concerns about the state of law within the Mortal Realms.

Walker, sensing a chance to redeem himself in her eyes, volunteers to go out and report the state of the lands to the Queen. She seems pensive, but agrees. Under strict conditions that Walker must NOT detain nor arrest any mortals that would not have been taken into custody or otherwise punished by mortal authorities in the same situation.

She hands him an addendum to his book the Duke has written up for him to use as reference while he operates in the Mortal Realms.

He reluctantly agrees and makes his way to a mortal settlement with that he can sense has strong criminal influence.

He follows the trail to one of most crime-infested cities on Earth: Gotham. His guards clean out an old office, and he sits himself down into a desk.

He turns on the TV and tunes into a random channel. A man who seems like he'd fit with the Far Frozen is locked in combat with a skilled mortal in some sort of outfit. After a bit of research, Walker learns these are the rogues and vigilantes.

Well, this explained quite a few of the High Queen's problems. Though she doesn't know of them just yet.

Now, how do we rectify that?

[krazycat6167]

So @somerandomdudelmao made a version of their sona in a dystopia (inspired by @tapakah0 doing the same to theirs) and the person in this ask named the robot C.A.S.5 and I thought, ‘well then there’s at least four other C.A.S. units out and about in the world’ leading to this being the end result! It was a lot of fun to come up with the different customizations each C.A.S. unit has.

also, the design for C.A.S.4 (Cash) was partially inspired by @mobiitez post.

Doodles:

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

What makes the legend of the last hero stand out among the more prominent messianic figures in the story is its ‘every man’ sort of feel. The Prince That Was Promised can only ever be royal - since the existing requirement is to be born of Aerys and Rhaella’s line, who ruled as king and queen. Azor Ahai is interpreted in story as being related to a king. Yet the last hero was just some guy. His tale has been passed down across millennia, but he himself remains anonymous. We don’t know what family or region he came from. He may have been low born or high born, it doesn’t really matter. And what’s most interesting is how GRRM chooses to parallel his story in the published material. Waymar Royce, Bloodraven, Coldhands, Sam Tarly, Bran Stark, and Jon Snow all serve as narrative mirrors for the last hero. But there’s are quite a few differences. Waymar Royce is a highborn lord, but Jon and Bloodraven are bastards. Jon Snow is the typical fantasy warrior, yet Sam and Bran are GRRM’s deconstructions of what it looks like when a boy who doesn’t fit the chivalric ideal of knighthood gets to be the hero. Jon and Bran are also especially noteworthy because they are at the heart of one GRRM’s core thesis statements:

 “I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.”

So as a propaganda piece, I'd imagine that repeating this tale goes a long way. Imagine you're some unassuming kid from Flea Bottom. You'll never be the promised prince because you're not related to the king. It's a bit hard to be Azor Ahai because where in seven hells will you get dragon eggs, and how will you attain the magic required to bring them to life? But then you COULD be the last hero. Regardless of who your parents are and what type of blood you've got, you too can gather all your friends and go on a hero's journey. And isn't that what children's dreams are made of?

[hodgepodgehedge]

DON'T TALK TO ME DON'T FREAKING TOUCH ME

[getvalentined]

Vincent Valentine ❇ FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH

Chaos-induced bioluminescent heterochromia appreciation post.

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[h0dge-p0dge]

me: "wow I'm tired, I'll draw tomorrow! 😁"

the next day: "wow I'm tired, I'll draw tomorrow! 😁"

the next day:: "wow I'm tired, I'll draw tomorrow! 😁"

the next day: "wow I'm tired, I'll draw tomorrow! 😁"

the next day: "wow I'm tired, I'll draw tomorrow! 😁"

the next day "wow I'm tired, I'll draw tomorrow! 😁"

the next day: "wow I'm tired, I'll draw tomorrow! 😁"

the next day "wow I'm

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

You know how we often give Sanguinius bird headcanons?

What if we gave Sanguinuis Pinning? You know, the thing where a bird's eyes dilate rapidly. In parrots, it's mostly a sign of excitement or enjoyment like with food, but in chickens can be a sign of Aggression. What if Sanguinius does this? Like I already headcanon him as fluffing his feathers when super relaxed , but what if he pinned his pupils like when he's feel particularly blood thirsty with the red thirst on the battlefield. Or maybe he does it when he's particularly pleased with something, like being close to someone he likes, his eyes pin. Might not even realize he's doing it until he starts getting a massive headache.

[too-many-lavellans]

Avaer Andras

Commander of the Grey, Keeper of the Vigil Duelist Assassin

[pocketfullofarchivists]

I love Hymns for the Road so much, I wish there were more attention to it because that show is brilliant and I love it, probably above the normal amount too

This is audio drama about survivors of some kind of disaster but this time? Fae folk are back. Yes, with all their rules.

Main characters are a found family of humans, who’s just trying to survive to the best they can, while keeping their humanity one song at a time.

It’s like urban fantasy story but this time emphasis on fantasy.

Do tell me in details what you think about it if you ever check it out